Daily comics from Spokane Valley — last 90 days. Comics disappear from this page after 90 days.
"If this alert system doesn’t come with snacks, I’m not buying in!"
"If I dig here, will the county send me an emergency alert?"
"Careful, kids! The new alert system just called a meeting about our garden gnomes!"
"Why are the alerts about taxes? We just want to know when lunch is!"
"That’s great, but can it alert us for lunch specials too?"
"I can finally stop crossing the road for a new home!"
“Maybe the alert should say, ‘Tax due! Time to find a new subdivision!’”
"Even the raccoons are confused about where to call home now!"
"I signed up for alerts, but now I need alerts on those alerts!"
"At least the new alerts come with a free weather warning!"
“I thought the alert was for a new pie shop opening!”
“Finally, a way to hear about those pesky subdivision meetings in real time!”
"I thought we were just giving directions, not making plots!"
"Nothing says ‘stay safe’ like a new subdivision—complete with an imaginary playground!"
“I bark for alerts—who’s barking back?”
"Help us pay for the new park before we get published!"
"Is it an alert system or just another pet toy?"
"With so many subdivisions, I guess we'll need a map just for our neighbors!"
"I hear the emergency alert system has proactive features... like avoiding my coffee breaks!"
“I can’t decide—do we need new neighbors or new alerts more?”
"So, should we go for a backyard view or a great wifi signal?"
“Finally! A way to warn us when the nuts are running low!”
"We heard subdivisions bring people together—this one’s just more organized chaos!"
"Great! Now we can panic about new neighbors AND property taxes!"
“Do we get the alerts in squirrel language, or are we just winging it?”
"With all these subdivisions, I might finally get my own treehouse!"
“I thought our nuts were tax-free! Who knew the real estate market was nuts?”
"Is this the alert system or a treasure map to new housewarming gifts?"
"Is this a new subdivision or a neighborhood yard sale?"
“If that’s the new emergency alert, I’d like to report a lunch emergency!”
"I just wanted to know when my taxes are due, not meet the neighbors!"